Sex is a lot like science class, you experiment, wear lab coats, Bill Nye is there.
Today’s gender of the day is: Game boy that survived an explosion
i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash
Don’t worry, Connor.. It looks good on you.. :D
I’m sitting outside my house trying to catch a stray kitten and this has resulted in my having to listen to my neighbor’s shitty drama podcast. He’s waiting impatiently to find out if Maria will leave her husband because she’s pregnant and he doesn’t want to keep it. I know that he’s waiting impatiently because he’s been yelling “dump the bastard” for the last ten minutes.