Percy Jackson and where the fuck is my mom
Percy Jackson and where the fuck is the fleece
Percy Jackson and where the fuck is Artemis
Percy Jackson and where the fuck is the labyrinth
Percy Jackson and where the fuck do the titans think they’re going
Jason Grace and who the fuck is Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson and where the fuck am I
Percy Jackson and where the fuck is nico
Everyone Else and where the fuck is Percy Jackson
FUCKING PERFECT TOPH. WILL DIE IN PEACE NOW.
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
For his 15th birthday, Sally and Paul pooled their money and got Percy a really nice salt water fish tank. Paul knew that Percy loved swimming and the ocean and thought it was a great gift. Sally agreed, but she wanted him to be able to pick his own fish. He gets some tropical fish, like a clown fish, a lion fish and some seahorses. He also finds a blowfish as a joke for Paul. He wonders how Percy can afford all these fish, Sally has to step in and do some hand waving. Tyson brings a rock fish the next time he visits. Percy ends up caring for his fish a lot. He makes sure that his mom can properly care for them when he is gone.
One day a new fish shows up in the tank. Its scales shine like silver, and the blue markings on its body and tail glow in the dark. No one says anything about its arrival. If Percy saves out some of his dinner and puts in a trash can fire down the street later, his stepdad doesn’t have to know.
Mr. Chase is originally from London, so Annabeth grew up with an accent, albeit a subtle one. No one really bothered her about it out of either fear or respect. She does tend to use british slang which can be bit confusing. She got really mad once and called Percy a twat. He laughed and called it a made up word. One black eye later, he never made that mistake again.
Even though Tyson is the child of two magical beings, he ended up looking vaguely Pacific islander. His hair is long and shaggy. It formed those half-dreds you get from to much work and not enough showers. Sleeping in the streets for half his life didn’t help. He doesn’t really care though; they helped hid his eye. Now that he works in the forges, his hair is a bit better groomed. It’s long enough now he ties it back while working.
The Stoll brothers are forever angry that they aren’t identical twins, their mom could always tell them apart. Though, she could probably tell them apart even if they were identical. Not much gets past Maa Stoll. They once used some of her best sari to make a fort. She put ghost peppers in the curry the next night. The look on her face as she calmly ate it while they writhed on the floor was scarier than any monster they ever faced.
Annabeth enters an architecture contest in San Francisco. She wins and is so excited she sends an Iris message to Percy even though it’s 3am in New york. She babbles on about vaulted ceilings and load bearing walls for half an hour. Percy falls back asleep five minutes in and she doesn’t notice until he starts snoring.
Also, Nico gets really pale because of all his time in the Underworld. One time Percy drags him along on some team beach trip and he gets burned to a crisp. He retaliates by sending ghosts that sing sea shanties loudly all night so Percy can’t sleep.