OH MY GOD. My 6 year old sister just handed me the last of her In-N-Out lemonade. She filled the whole thing with LIME JUICE. MY MOUTH IS DYING! HLEP MEEEE
Yay! I just bought Bioshock Infinite! Unfortunately, I promised myself I wouldn’t start anymore games till after my exams.
“You’re assignment is too write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
Wow, I want Desmond bag from ubisoft, but it’s like $80.
I could probably make a whole Ezio cosplay for that much
but I really want it
i remember when we broke up
the first time
saying, “this is it, i’ve had enough,”
we hadn’t seen each other in a month
“Not sure if you’re da ever told you this but back in my day, I was the captain of a ship!”
imagine driving behind an ambulance and the door swings opens and you hear micheal just scream gavins name really loudly as a heart flies out and hits your windshield
PRE ORDER BLACK FLAG NOW AND RECEIVE AN ACTUAL LIFE SIZED PIRATE SHIP DELIVERED DIRECTLY TO YOUR DOOR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well sign me up